This list is apparently true - and funny to boot! This one will be enjoyed by the parents as well as the kids!
1. Better to be safe than ___
...punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the ___
...bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before ___
... Daylight Saving Time.
4. No news is ___
...impossible.
5. A miss is as good as a ___
...mister.
6. You can't teach an old dog new ___
...math.
7. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ___
...stink in the morning.
8. Love all, trust ___
...me.
9. The pen is mightier than the ___
...pigs.
10. An idle mind is ___
...the best way to relax.
Happy reading!
Uncle N