Dear Kids,

This blog is especially created for you! I'll post small stories, puzzles, jokes, etc. (mainly old ones, occasionally new ones) for you from time to time. This blog is dedicated to three people: (1) My grandpa - Fondly known to all of us as Appappa - who told me so many lovely stories (2) My cousin and friend (Uncle S for you) - who keeps teaching me lots of things that I can do on the computer. (3) My beloved wife (Aunty P for you) - who likes to hear my grandpa's stories from me. Hope you like this blog - Keep visiting! [If you are not a kid (or a kid at heart!!), use this blog to entertain kids known to you!]

Love,
Uncle N

(Pl see the note of caution at the bottom of this page)

November 18, 2008

Trivia - Just for you

Trivia - Just for you 

For all you trivia buffs. If you knew any of this, my question is why? If you did not, then all your trivia is bunk; this is the real stuff.


1.      Coca-Cola was originally green.

2.      The most common name in the world is "Mohammed".

3.      The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

4.      The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5.      TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be typed sing the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

6.      Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

7.      You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

8.      Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

9.      People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

10.  It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

11.  The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

12.  If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

13.  Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History."Spades" King David; "Clubs" Alexander the Great; " Hearts" Charlemagne; "Diamonds" Julius Caesar.

14.  111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =12,345,678,987, 654,321

15.  If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

16.  What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Answer: All invented by women.

17.  Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

18.  A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

19.  A snail can sleep for three years.

20.  All polar bears are left-handed.

21.  American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

22.  Butterflies taste with their feet.

23.  Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

24.  In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

25.  On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

26.  Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

27.  Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left-hand.

28.  The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

29.  The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

30.  The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

31.  Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

32.  Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

33.  The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

34.  Most lipstick contains fish scales.

35.  It is impossible to lick your elbow.

36.  And finally over 90% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Happy reading!

Uncle N


 

November 04, 2008

Obama & John McCain Jokes

Obama & John McCain Jokes

With the flavour of the season, let's have a few jokes from the US Elections:

  • Unlike other candidates in the Republican primaries, John McCain says he believes in the Theory of Evolution. In fact, he watched it happen with his own eyes.
  • Q.  When does John McCain usually go to bed?
    A.  Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
  • At his last birthday party John McCain managed to blow out every one of the candles on his cake. Unfortunately, several of his guests had to be treated for wax poisoning.
  • John McCain is far more knowledgeable and experienced than Barack Obama when it comes to Islamic nations. McCain fought there during the crusades.
  • Barack Obama's release of what he claims to be his 1961 birth certificate is being questioned since it appears to have been made with a laser printer. There's no question about the authenticity of John McCain's birth certificate. It's carved in stone.

Happy reading!

Uncle N