Lion Joke!
How does a lion greet the other animals in the forest?
'Pleased to eat you.'!
Uncle N
October 16, 2008
Mystery Maths!
Did you know????
Did you know something else? Don't try it out on Microsoft Excel - Try it manually. Excel doesn't know enough maths to get the right answer for this one!!!!
N
October 15, 2008
God is missing!
God is missing!
Dear Kids,
Long time since I shared a story for you! Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the
morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his room , slamming the door behind him..
When his older brother found him crying , he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.
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("I just LOVE reading next line again and again")
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy reading!
Uncle N
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