Dear Kids,
Just came across this cute cartoon! Apparantly meant for mischievous kids who try to go and pluck a mango or a flower from the neighbour's garden!!
Hope that you are not like that. Or, you better be faster than the German Shepherd!!!
Happy reading.
Regards,
Uncle N
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Dear Kids,
MULLA SEARCHES FOR HIS LOST KEY!
A man was walking home late one night when he saw the Mulla Nasrudin searching under a street light on hands and knees for something on the ground. "Mulla, what have you lost?" he asked.
"The key to my house," Nasrudin said.
"I'll help you look," the man said.
Soon, both men were down on their knees, looking for the key.
After a number of minutes, the man asked, "Where exactly did you drop it?"
Nasrudin waved his arm back toward the darkness. "Over there, in my house."
The first man jumped up. "Then why are you looking for it here?"
"Because there is more light here than inside my house."
As kids, you must be clear about your goals - If your parents tell you to study hard, if your teacher gives you lots of homework, it is to ensure that all of you achieve all your goals and reach great heights in life. If you behave like the Mulla in the above story, you'll get misguided by short-term pleasures like "Freaking out with pals", "Being cool with the latest video games", etc. The end result: Achieving temporary, short-term pleasures, but losing out on much more important goals in life.
Think about it!!!
Happy reading!
Uncle N
A "Sick" Joke
Dear Kids,
This one is more for your parents - to let them know the importance of teaching you the right things, instead of misleading you in the name of "Political Correctness"!
A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his Father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The Father looked at him and said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."
And, !@#!@!@!!!?!!?
Happy reading!
Uncle N
